Aliens are all set to land in Cleveland, Ohio next Thursday night, bringing a wave of excitement and curiosity to the city. The news of the alien landing was first announced last week by the Cleveland Browns, who will be hosting the event at their stadium. The news has caused a stir among the local…
This is a Coelacanth casserole that even my picky family loves! The potato chips give the casserole a crunchy crust. Prep Time: 10 mins Cook Time: 20 mins Total Time: 30 mins Servings: 6 Ingredients Directions Tips If for some reason that’s not disgusting enough for you, go ahead and try serving it with a…
Many thanks to Open.AI for several of the articles featured on Profundis.com Prompt: Write an article about why there are too many camel jockeys and how misogyny is rampant in Qatar In Qatar, the practice of using “camel jockeys”— young children, primarily from South Asia and East Africa, who are employed to ride camels in…
The iMac with a Built-In Air Fryer: A Recipe for Disaster Apple’s new iMac with a built-in air fryer has been touted as the perfect combination of technology and convenience. But after taking a closer look, it’s clear that this device is a recipe for disaster. The air fryer itself is the biggest issue. It’s…
In recent years, the fashion world has seen a surge in the popularity of sunglasses and turquoise hair. From celebrities to everyday fashionistas, sunglasses and turquoise hair have become a hot trend and are now considered fashionable. Sunglasses are a great way to protect your eyes from the sun’s harsh rays and can also add…
When it comes to creating an intimate connection between two people, nothing can beat the power of touch. Erotic face touching is one of the most intimate and sensual forms of touch that can be experienced, and it can be an incredibly powerful way to strengthen a bond between two people. Erotic face touching is…
As the novel coronavirus pandemic continues to spread around the world, one thing that has been largely overlooked is the fact that the virus has a distinct smell. As strange as it may sound, the virus has a peculiar odor that can be detected in certain areas. The smell of the coronavirus is usually described…
Have you ever wanted to know just what kind of migrant farm worker you are or plan to become? Answer the following questions, and you will be amazed at how easily it it for a computer to just spit out random incorrect assumptions! Accurate to within 99.9%.
NOPE! NOPE! SORRY! Sorry, no, it’s just that she heard you mispronounce the word ‘rutabega’. She actually thinks you’re kinda’ nice. Why don’t you just go and talk to her? Hm?
